Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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