How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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