He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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