ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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