totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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