Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Panties = found
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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