oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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