i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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