Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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