K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i think my mom watched the whole time
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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