Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
