But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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