marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I will pee on everything he values.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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