What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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