Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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