Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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