North Korea, Best Korea!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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