you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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