I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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