that's an acceptable place to lick
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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