Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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