puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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