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So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
you made out with another girl for some wings
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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