just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
she looked like the before picture.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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