seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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