Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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