There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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