Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
True college students do jello shots in the library
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