I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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