I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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