Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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