Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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