i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Boobs are out for the taking
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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