glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
