I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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