are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she peed on how many people?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
