Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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