A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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