Is it because I queefed?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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