Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
