At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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