playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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