He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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