Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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