is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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