super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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