I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
All I want is dick and wine.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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