did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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