McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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