he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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