i was rollin on her like bob the builder
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There r osticjed everywhere
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
