K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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