So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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