youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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